Liverpool already possess a better scorer than Carroll

According to news doing the rounds on Twitter today, Liverpool’s young starlet, Raheem Sterling has got two girls pregnant in the space of as many weeks.

This hasn’t been confirmed but if this is the case, Kenny Dalglish can retain that cheeky grin of his and needn’t worry about buying a prolific scorer in the January transfer window… He’s already got one.

Sterling, who at 17 is close to the Anfield first team, may well wish to change his pre-match approach somewhat. I’m sure Mr. Dalglish will have a word or two to this effect in the lad’s ‘shell-like’.

By Ben Green

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